Grown Men Still Living at Home
Are you a grown azz man still living at home, sleeping in your momma’s house–in the same bed where you peed, cried-out from nightmares, and played peek-a-boo wit your covers? Are you still sleeping on the same Transformer, Justice League, R2D2, Ninja Turtle, Wonder Twinz, or Shag & Scooby bedsheets? Well then you might just be a Grown Azz Man that’s in need of an intervention; or maybe an INVENTION, ’cause that right there would give you enough money for you to call Tyrone–and some movers, so they can help you get cho sh!t..and you can get up outa yo momma’s house!
So even if you’re not living at home, per se–but sleeping on your boy’s, or your auntie’s couch every now and again–this message is for you too. And this aint no judgement either fellas. It’s just a suggestion. But y’all gotta help us, to help you. Meet us AT LEAST half way. We can go half on a lot of things. A baby, a 20-piece nugget meal, a tank of gas, bills. But we can’t go half on your twin bed..I’m sorry.
Gentleman, please have your own apartment/house before you invite a lady over to chill…ijs.
**Caveat — Grown men still living at home who provide care for ailing parents/relatives can get it! That is one of the most honorable sacrifices a MAN can make; and women will reward you graciously with infinite amounts of booty because of it.