Grown Men Still Living at Home

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Are you a grown azz man still living at home, sleeping in your momma’s house–in the same bed where you peed, cried-out from nightmares, and played peek-a-boo wit your covers?  Are you still sleeping on the same Transformer, Justice League, R2D2, Ninja Turtle, Wonder Twinz, or Shag & Scooby bedsheets?  Well then you might just be a Grown Azz Man that’s in need of an intervention; or maybe an INVENTION, ’cause that right there would give you enough money for you to call Tyrone–and some movers, so they can help you get cho sh!t..and you can get up outa yo momma’s house!

So even if you’re not living at home, per se–but sleeping on your boy’s, or your auntie’s couch every now and again–this message is for you too. And this aint no judgement either fellas.  It’s just a suggestion.  But y’all gotta help us, to help you.  Meet us AT LEAST half way.  We can go half on a lot of things. A baby, a 20-piece nugget meal, a tank of gas, bills. But we can’t go half on your twin bed..I’m sorry.

Gentleman, please have your own apartment/house before you invite a lady over to chill…ijs.

**Caveat — Grown men still living at home who provide care for ailing parents/relatives can get it! That is one of the most honorable sacrifices a MAN can make; and women will reward you graciously with infinite amounts of booty because of it.

Nuff said.. Smiley

Author: julu

You can call me JULU. I’m a single working mother of two. I’ve been referred to as “an old soul” and have a knack for reading people. I’m friendly by nature and cool with just as many women as men. I’m that person who always gets the quiet people to talk. When giving advice, expect my answers to contain a heap load of wisdom gained from my vast personal experiences, a considerable amount of women’s intuition, and a dash of humor. I will not excuse behavior for ANYONE. Wrong is wrong, and if you do wrong then ask my opinion, expect the hard truth about it. I’m a great communicator, and enjoy talking and sharing thoughts with others. I’m also an artist, so view life creatively. I believe there are many different ways to handle the many different situations we encounter in life. Expect some humor where appropriate. I’m a trip, and will clown you as I see fit. Where guys are concerned, they typically think of me in one of two ways. I’m either like a sister, or they tend to “forget I’m a girl” because I’m so frickin’ laid back and “don’t get all emotional” like women tend to. Life is what it is, so no need in me stressing over stuff I can’t control. Don’t get me wrong I have my moments. I just usually take the common sense approach to solving problems instead of letting my heart do the talking; and then if that doesn’t work, I ask Drake. ☺ I have an Associates Degree in Business, and an Honorary Degree in “Dealing with Life’s BS.”

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